What is Poon Dodger?
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A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy
boak ing up from drinking too much, poon dodger."
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
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One who only eats / enjoys vagina
Person 1: I enjoy all meats
Person 2: I'm a Vagiterian
See eat, out, vagina, love, woman..
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A common, house-hold fly.
That stupid kelpohydra is buzzing around my head again. ARGHH!
See fly, insect, annoyance, bug, arachnid..
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Feces that is expelled from the vaginal opening
"Hey Billy, I just took a vaginal poo!"
See cunt shit, feces, poop..