Poon Hoarder

What is Poon Hoarder?

A poon hoarder is a friend who tries to cock block you even though they know they have no chance with the girl

Can you believe he is being a poon hoarder? She is obviously not into him and he knew that when he saw her talking to me.

See cockblock, tool, bro, wingman

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