Poon Pants

What is Poon Pants?

Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"

Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"

Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

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