Poon Shield

What is Poon Shield?


1.

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon

stop being such a poon shield u poon

See poon, shield

2.

(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.

(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.

(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...

Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion

(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?

Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.

See xbox, 360, oblivion, video games, poon, shield, xbox 360


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