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rolling on the mother fucking floor laughing my mother fucking ass off
Jane: dUde, R U stonnED?
Alec: rotmfflmmfao
Jane: wtf???
Alec..
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I love you the way scooby-doo would say
hello husband, ry ruv roo!
See love, cute, silly, pick up line..
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When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.
I left an oatmeal blister on her nose...