Poon Ticket

What is Poon Ticket?

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Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".

Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!

Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!

Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS

See ultisnecious, poon, getting some, text message, Oingo Boingo
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