Pooner

What is Pooner?


1.

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.

Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.

2.

to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it

Colin Miller is a huge pooner!

3.

A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

See pooner, cricket, elite, lakeland

4.

Pertaining to greek mythology god "Poo-na-Ner", god of the weak, helpless, and worthless. "Pooner" means that you are a complete wussy, afraid to do something, or are a complete ass-hole. Aslo known as "P to the Uner" and "Ponnie-Ponnie".

Man, Steve cheats on his girlfriend all the time, he's a POONER

or

You're not going to go with us? Capitol "P" to the "U-ner"!

or

Kenny, you are a big, fat Pooner!

See poon, pooner, loser, weak, gay, worthless, twat, cunt, bitch, wussy, fag, asshole

5.

one who sniffs bicycle seats

He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed

6.

A slang word for vagina, ie poonpussy

etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

See Scooter

7.

n: a person who has fallen into a comatoselike state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

See poonin, comatose, party, alcohol, toilet, puke, vomit, party pooper


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