What is Pooner?
1.
A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.
Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.
2.
to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it
Colin Miller is a huge pooner!
3.
A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.
"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or
"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"
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4.
Pertaining to greek mythology god "Poo-na-Ner", god of the weak, helpless, and worthless. "Pooner" means that you are a complete wussy, afraid to do something, or are a complete ass-hole. Aslo known as "P to the Uner" and "Ponnie-Ponnie".
Man, Steve cheats on his girlfriend all the time, he's a POONER
or
You're not going to go with us? Capitol "P" to the "U-ner"!
or
Kenny, you are a big, fat Pooner!
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5.
one who sniffs bicycle seats
He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed
6.
A slang word for vagina, ie
etc
Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!
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7.
n: a person who has fallen into a
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* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
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