Pooner Scale

What is Pooner Scale?

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

See fat, wale, large, huge, rolls, gunt, fupa

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