Poonette

What is Poonette?

A pari-pubescent female. In recent years the age has declined from about 14 to about 11 due to earlier menarche. (see also pederasty)

Poonettes are the primary fans of Britney Spears. They wear training bras and are ogled by 12-year-old males as well as stultified 35+.

See child, girl, lass, training bra, menarche

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