What is Pooning?
1.
the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment
i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)
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2.
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
Where's james, and what's that noise?
That's his hair drier - he's pooning.
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3.
The Process of getting Poon Tang.
I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend
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4.
The act of searching for
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to
You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip
5.
1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.
2. A last name.
Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.
JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"
There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.
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6.
1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh
2. a nude run through the streets after midnight
1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"
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7.
A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.
We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.
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