Poonis Edit Meaning

1.

A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)

Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!

2.

The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.

"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."

See poo, anal, dick, taint

3.

A penis which is able to poo.

1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.

See pooness, pewnis, poohole

4.

Your anus/rectum being flipped inside out to resemble a penis.

Pee-penis

Poo-poonis

Jim pushed so hard when he was taking a dump he ended up with a poonis.

See poo, inside, out, lol, poonis, rofl, pee, anus, rectum

5.

The cross between a fat dick and a shit and a chunky and a poon. YUM

Dude, her poonis was so damn chuncky I couldn't even.............

See poon, dick, fuck, suck, chunk it

6.

person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis

nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis

7.

A large frozen piece of poo used to bang a female or male orifice.

Cecil: "Hey Gretchen, grab the thinga mabobber out of the ice box and come ram me with it."

Gretchen: "Oh dear. I guess it's poonis time!"

Cecil: "Nothing but a bit of choco lipstick!"

See poonis, dildo, frozen, poo, shit