What is Poonis?
1.
A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)
Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!
2.
The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.
"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."
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3.
A penis which is able to poo.
1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.
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4.
Your anus/rectum being flipped inside out to resemble a penis.
Pee-penis
Poo-poonis
Jim pushed so hard when he was taking a dump he ended up with a poonis.
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5.
The cross between a fat dick and a shit and a chunky and a poon. YUM
Dude, her poonis was so damn chuncky I couldn't even.............
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6.
person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis
nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis
7.
A large frozen piece of poo used to bang a female or male orifice.
Cecil: "Hey Gretchen, grab the thinga mabobber out of the ice box and come ram me with it."
Gretchen: "Oh dear. I guess it's poonis time!"
Cecil: "Nothing but a bit of choco lipstick!"
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