Poontache

What is Poontache?

Originates from le pub. Defined as batty moustache sported by a poon.

"oh 'eck Jill, look at that poontache!"

"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom trimming me poontache."

Shrivelnuts

1. When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas. "Hey man! I'm a freakin' shriveln..

Loose Ball

1. An attractive woman who has recently exited a monogamous relationship. "Did you hear Sharon broke up with Mike? I've got to j..

Goldsausage

1. Slang for sex god. Used frequently by married couples or Johnny Depp lovers. "Wow baby, you're one helluva Goldsausage."..

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