Poontache

What is Poontache?

Originates from le pub. Defined as batty moustache sported by a poon.

"oh 'eck Jill, look at that poontache!"

"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom trimming me poontache."

Lemmy Badger

1. A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body. Yuo must have a lemmy badge..

Vesparazzi

1. Vesparazzi is a person who rides a Vespa or other motor scooter and belongs to the Vesparazzi World Wide Scooter Club. Look at thos..

Vaginitis Battyee

1. An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior compet..

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