Poontango

What is Poontango?


1.

After a good fuck and your partner is asleep, you may commence poontango which is basically any act of which you taking advantage of the female private parts while she is asleep. i'e. using as a plate, fishing, tasting, prodding or in kinky circumstances, slicing, biting or stabbing.

lissie: oh that was great, i'm real tired, you dont mind if i just fall asleep do you? what will you do?

Charles: Probably commence poontango, but dont worry i'll be fine.

lissie: well ok th- ZZZZZZZZZZ.

Charles: (to himself) W00t

See poontango, vagina, sex, sleeping, plate, advantage


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