What is Poontastic?
1.
A woman who is so hot all you can think of is having sex with her.
Man, that Heather Locklear is poontastic!
2.
Adjective used for describing a woman's vagina which is in immaculate condition and perfectly waxed or shaved as well as clean.
"You know that chick I met the other night? When I took a look downstairs it was poontastic!"
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3.
Anyone who is so hot, tan, buff, etc. that all you can think of is having sex with them.
Man, he/she is so poontastic.
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