Poontemplate

What is Poontemplate?

1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.

2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.

poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.

poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.

Omlbal

1. overshot my longshot by a longshot - an exceedingly long winded explanation for something that is an attempt at humor, which is both unn..

Reaches Rock

1. v. to achieve an erection "I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours r..

Yakked Up

1. Being high on cocaine. Derived from the slang "yak," for coke. Dude, I was so yakked up last night, it was awesome. See yak..

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