What is Poontending?
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Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.
I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.
I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants
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