Poontending

What is Poontending?

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...

and by classroom i mean pants

See sex, lovin, nuts

Mericans

1. how our incompetant president pronounces the name of the citizens of America. Possibly due to his stupidity and his southern backround (..

Sandy Butthole

1. 1) literally having sand in and on your buttehole, 2) dirty, raunchy, raw anal sand pleasure... 3) while having sex on a beach or play..

Laytron

1. after a while; later on. Hit me on the hip laytron so we can tag the clouds. See later on, bye, see ya, later, peace, late..

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