Poontending

What is Poontending?

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...

and by classroom i mean pants

See sex, lovin, nuts

Tyeyetety

1. A Martian word for "Leave me alone" Tyeyetety ! You're so annoying ! See martian, annoying, stupid, odd..

Uran

1. A commonly used phrase online, as an acronym for YOU ARE A NOOB. Leik, Zomg, GTFO, URAN. See uran, noob, gtfo, zomg, leik..

Zoaw

1. To have sex, to fuck something or someone Tell zack i zoawed his mom last night! See sex, fuck, screw, have sex..

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