Poontending

What is Poontending?

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...

and by classroom i mean pants

See sex, lovin, nuts

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