Poonus Minimus

What is Poonus Minimus?

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

See v-plates, fag, pussio, doontie, poon

Dreamwhore

1. When the woman you are married to is the nastiest dirtiest woman you have ever been with and you love it! OMG, that was incredible!! Wh..

Ballsick

1. Blue balls for the heart. Depression caused by the lingering thoughts of one close to the heart. Dude, Tom Stop being so ballsick.... S..

Unipolar Disorder

1. Opposite of bipolar Tommy has a bipolar disorder, he has split personalities. However I have a unipolar disorder. See bipolar, psycho,..

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