Poonus Minimus

What is Poonus Minimus?

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

See v-plates, fag, pussio, doontie, poon

Sip On A Straw

1. To give a blowjob. As straws are phallic and liquid comes out of them. Hooker: "Hey man, want me to sip on you straw? 5 bucks.&quo..

You Are What You Eat

1. A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy. Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy." Guy 2: ..

Lame Arse

1. Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame. Also pronounced lame ass, in America. "Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bat..

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