What is Poop Broom?
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A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
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Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.
"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, w..
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The process of vomiting.
Phred had a bit too much to drink last night, thus went Up the Rabbit Hole.
Drunk bastard.
See up, rabbit, h..
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Unmeaningful hook-ups that don't mention acronyms or lists.
Let's be lighthearted.
See casual, friends with benefits, whatev..
