What is Poop Broom?
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A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
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Condition in which your excretion of gas is infrequent and/or difficult. Constipation of farts.
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A strange and extremely difficult sex move. It is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platfor..
