What is Poop Broom?
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A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
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One who thinks it's the cool thing to do, to ride the seabus, shop on Granville St., and ride it back in time to catch the Seylynn ..
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a date accepted because one is angry at a third party (likely a former girlfriend or boyfriend) to prove you can do better
Jane went on..
