What is Poop Broom?
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A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
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An online relationship or friendship between two people that really like each other, but have never physically met.
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Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situ..