Poop Broom

What is Poop Broom?

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A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also butt brush

Never trust anyone with a poop broom!

Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?

Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).

See mustache, butt brush, goatee, beard, fu manchu
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