What is Poop Broom?
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A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
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similar to a night cap, a night bowl is the last bowl of weed to smoke before going to bed
nate: i'm gonna head home now it's..
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A procession or gathering of average-looking females.
"What about those girls over there?"
"Nah, I think I'll pass..
