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(noun) :An assortment of unpleasantries on a face. Can include acne, acne scars, pimples, beard stubble, actual beard, peeling skin, etc..
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The first vag that you laid your lips on! (Unless you came via a C-section)
A: I just licked my first vag!
B: No, you licked your mom..