What is Poop Fever?
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The condition one feels when the urge to defacate becomes so overbearing that: arm hairs stand up, sweat on the upper lip begins to accumulate, stomach growls, and the anus begins to pucker and relax uncontrolably.
The battle of wills between a human and his/her bunghole exploding.
John said he came down with the Poop Fever this morning about half way through his cardio workout.
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