Poop Finger

What is Poop Finger?


1.

can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term

poor johnny got a deep poop finger by the huge senior

See tom

2.

A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands.

Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.

See poop, shit, crap, dump, feces, poo, turd, ass, fart, dookie, diarrhea, anus, shart, shat, poopy, dung, bathroom, defecate, cleveland steamer, excrement, caca, gas, dingleberry, hot carl, turds, steamer, plop, food, log, loaf, stool, rectum, mud, sneeze

3.

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

See poop, finger, poop finger

4.

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing

Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse

See bubba


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