What is Poop Friend?
1.
A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.
"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'
See
2.
what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.
ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!
