Poop Friend

What is Poop Friend?


1.

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."

'What, a poop?'

"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"

'Uhh... yes?'

See poop, bathroom, friend, friendship, relationship

2.

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.

ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?

jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.

ed: sweet!


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