What is Poop Hostage?
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While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.
I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.
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The phrase I hear every time I check my aol email that makes me want to punch a wall.
"YOU GOT MAIL"
"omg wtf stfu"..
