What is Poop Noodle?
1.
when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole
like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it
2.
the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex
Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.
3.
After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.
I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.
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4.
When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.
Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core
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