Poop Phone

What is Poop Phone?

When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.

Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.

See poop, phone, poo, shit

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