What is Poop Rock?
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When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.
I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.
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Main Entry: va·gi·noo·ger
Pronunciation: va-'jI-nu-gar
Function: noun
Etymology: mix of Latin for sheath and alteration of Engl..
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Semen, male ejaculate.
I pulled out and dropped a load of me monkeys on her back...
