Poop Rock

What is Poop Rock?


1.

When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.

I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.

See shit, poop, rock, asteroid, diamond, sun, comet, anal, vagina


26

Random Words:

1. a person who someone else changes their mind about, but is cool nonetheless. god, i was being mean before, but she's as cool as th..
1. A megalomaniac .... a person with illusions of grandeur What a W1ZARD Chap 2. A Legend...Like Robin Hood But Involving Guinness And A..
1. A child who feels the need to fingerpaint with his/her own excrement. Oh look at this, Poopy Picasso's gone after the walls again...