What is Poop Rock?
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When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.
I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.
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an expression used to identify failure of the epic kind
Astronaut: "Sir, the pants have landed."
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A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.
I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.
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