Poop Scale

What is Poop Scale?


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The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.

- "How was it?"

- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"

- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."

- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"

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