Poop Shuffle

What is Poop Shuffle?


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The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.

I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.

See crap, crapping your pants, taking a dump, sharting


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