Poop Tease Edit Meaning

1.

Poop tease, see also pooptease

1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.

2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.

3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blastbut it turns out to suck.

1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steameron my chest and bailed."

2. "My asshole hellapoop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."

3. "Seeing Black Sabbathduring Ozzfest was a total poop tease."

2.

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:

Here I sit broken hearted

Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

See constipated, poop, bowel movement, shit, turd