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n. The feeling of depression that arises when pondering over life late at night. Tends to occur when you first begin to resist the feeli..
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the best way to start your day
when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every mi..
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the coolest way to say "ipod touch"
-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone
See ipod, tou..