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When you have diarrhea and the feces comes out in a series of small staccato blasts.
I have poopy butt darts shooting from my ass like ..
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see also: constipated, constipation
v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated...
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chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"
slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"..