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egoistic photography
photographs with you inside taken by yourself.
especially those which you hold out your hands to click the shuttl..
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The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.
Wife - "Hey honey, ..
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On a stormy day, a heap of at least 5 broken and mangled umbrellas tossed on the side of a city street/sidewalk.
Coworker 1: Wow, it..