Poopertunity

What is Poopertunity?


1.

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

See poop, public restroom, shit, silent but deadly, bowel movement

2.

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

See opportunity, poop, crap, take a dump


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