What is Poopmaestro?
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Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long
I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.
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If fecal matter was like the Matrix, the poopmaestro would be the One. Poop is funny.
Once again the poopmaestro wins the hearts of America with laughter.
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