Poopometer

What is Poopometer?

A device used to measure the potency of poop.

1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.

See poopy, naked

Elmo'd

1. Poker Term (No Limit Hold 'em) When you are holding KK and get all your chips into the pot before the flop and you run into AA I ..

Zoop,schloop

1. What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere. Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!..

Videlusion

1. a delusional impulse while video chatting with someone. While videochatting with Yvonne, she went to the bathroom. I had the videlusion..

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