Poop-ortunity

What is Poop-ortunity?


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The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.

Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!

Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!

See prarie doggin, crap, drop a load, doodie, pooportunity


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