Poop-ortunity

What is Poop-ortunity?

The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.

Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!

Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!

See prarie doggin, crap, drop a load, doodie, pooportunity

Ham Daisy

1. Euphemism for a female rectum... "I could totally go to town on her ham daisy..." See starfish, ringpiece, pooper..

Bacon Of The Sea

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I.p.o.g.

1. inconsiderate piece of garbage you stupid I.P.O.G.! OR I hate people that get in my way, they're such I.P.O.G.'s. See i.p...

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