Poop-ortunity

What is Poop-ortunity?

The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.

Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!

Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!

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Oger

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Elbow Quesdilla

1. Hitting someone with an elbow to the face. I was watching an MMA fight and one of the fighters hit the other with an Elbow Quesdilla! ..

Adult

1. A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. 2. 1. The period of your life before death, and after..

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