What is Poopourri?
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Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.
Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!
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n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one's own ass or another.
Roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:
Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!
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3.
The smell after a shit and after you've sprayed air freshener but now just smell fancy shit.
I had to crap at my girlfriends house and tried to cover up the smell with Febreze but it just ended up smelling like poopourri.
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