Poopsterbate

What is Poopsterbate?

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

Zizzewah

1. A chatroom chick who shakes her ass but does not get naked. That bitch is zizzewah! You get more tit from a turkey!..

Toilet Whomper

1. A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet. "Hey, sorry I took so l..

Awkward Seahorse

1. Similar to the awkward turtle. Done by clenching a fist, but sticking out your thumb and pinky finger and then wiggling them. Jane: Gu..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Poopsterbate Edit Meaning