Poopsterbate

What is Poopsterbate?

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

You Thought

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Quasington

1. A Person ,usually of the male species who is so dreadfully ugly that he is often associated with "Quasimodo" due to his large ..

Exerted A Horsepower

1. When taking a crap, to squeeze so hard that the power created actually creates a horsepower. Dan: "Dude, I just squeezed so hard t..

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