Poopsterbate

What is Poopsterbate?

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

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