Poopterbate

What is Poopterbate?

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.

Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"

Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"

See masturbate, poop, beat off, shit, bathroom

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