Pooptext

What is Pooptext?

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

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