Poop-texting

What is Poop-texting?


1.

the act of text messaging on your cell phone while taking a moderately large poop. To fully experience poop-texting you must wait on the toilet for a reply, but this is not necessary

"Man... you have to be efficient with your time, if you have ever tried poop-texting you'd know what I mean."

See poop, texting, cell, phone, toilet


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