What is Poop-texting?
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the act of text messaging on your cell phone while taking a moderately large poop. To fully experience poop-texting you must wait on the toilet for a reply, but this is not necessary
"Man... you have to be efficient with your time, if you have ever tried poop-texting you'd know what I mean."
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The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.
Guy 1: Hey, I tried The..
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Someone who has to try twice as hard to be a halfwit.
Michael Moore or possibly Al Franken
See Eric
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A way to call both target and..
