What is Poop-texting?
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the act of text messaging on your cell phone while taking a moderately large poop. To fully experience poop-texting you must wait on the toilet for a reply, but this is not necessary
"Man... you have to be efficient with your time, if you have ever tried poop-texting you'd know what I mean."
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an analogy for particularly rough sex
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beyond the point of zooted; intoxicated beyond all previous imagination
motha fucker we just crash landed in zootbamland!
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