What is Poop-texting?
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the act of text messaging on your cell phone while taking a moderately large poop. To fully experience poop-texting you must wait on the toilet for a reply, but this is not necessary
"Man... you have to be efficient with your time, if you have ever tried poop-texting you'd know what I mean."
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(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal.
'Man, I hit it big last night, I ..
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Expression of much shock.
Person: omfg, Matthew Lush dyed his hair blonde >.<
Me: zomgarrzXOzz.
See shock, webspeak, zomg, omfg..
