What is Poop-texting?
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the act of text messaging on your cell phone while taking a moderately large poop. To fully experience poop-texting you must wait on the toilet for a reply, but this is not necessary
"Man... you have to be efficient with your time, if you have ever tried poop-texting you'd know what I mean."
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The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.
When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that..