Pooptop

What is Pooptop?

A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.

Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.

Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!

Guy 1: What?!

Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!

See laptop, lap, top, shit, keyboard

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