What is Poopyshitty?
1.
The transcendent and supreme level of drunkenness and inebriation. Utopia.
Poopyshittyness must be maintained so far as the party is still rockin'.
Expressed in percentages. 115% poopyshitty is considered crapulence and, while
amusing, at the same time a buzzkill. Exceeding 114% poopyshittyness will lead
to the level of fucked up.
85% to 99% poopyshitty is considered the best time you'll ever have. While on
the road to poopyshittyness, you must frequently ask/announce levels of
poopyshitty. Past 100% poopyshitty is still fun, though it may be fun you might
not remember all of.
WARNING POOPYSHITTYNESS MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING: Mild to extreme acts of
Lesbianism. A night of general awesomeness. Several hours of amazing dancing.
Your ascension to BAMFness.
Justin: Dude! what's your level!?
Chase: I am 96.35% poopyshitty right now!
Justin and Chase: (high five) POOPYSHITTY WHOOO!!
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