Poor Bastard Edit Meaning

1. The torture felt while listening to Obama attempt to speak without using a teleprompter. Dude, I'm calling the ACLU because my ear..

1. A person who loves being tea bagged so much they will actively seek Tea Baggers, and in their absence will resort to trickery to be tea ..

1. The act of lifting ones boob with your hand. I totally jus gave him a chicken patty him See chicken, patty, chicken patty, lift..