What is Poor Bastard Chair?
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A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
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"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
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The act of giving a rim job.
We went into the bathroom at Mcdonalds, and this girl gave me a diaper change.
See rim job, anus, ass, br..
The insult can be used instead of cunt to lessen the impact of the insult, and can sometimes be used in an affectionate manner. i.e.
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