Poor John

What is Poor John?

A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"

It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.

"Yo dude, did you see the poor john on Gary in the showers today. It's like a raisen!"

See ugly, old, gruesome, small

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