Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

What is Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy?

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A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

See pussy, pocket, poor, man, get off

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