Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Unnaturally Hard

1. an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills that old fogey is unnaturally hard..

Dowager

1. A (possibly wealthy) old woman, particularly one with an osteoporosis-induced hunchback (a "dowager's hump"). The widow ..

Yo-yo G

1. A ghettowannabe that uses slang terminology. Typically, they wear long white t-shirts, long jean shorts, air force ones, and baseball c..

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