Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Utapatachi

1. A holiday or birthday present that you get to open early. PJ was allowed to open a Christmas utapatachi 2 days early. See present, hol..

Trickonometry

1. The craft of being a sneaky bastard. At the office we hold classes in trickonometry, to ensure all new employees are sufficiently haras..

Zords

1. A word... or half a word... that you add on the end of words... to make them more wordy... and generally more... AWESOME!!! ...in every ..

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