Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Vertical Slap

1. A slap across the face using an erect penis. Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap. See mushroom bruise, har..

Big Shirley

1. Gat, nine, gun, biscuit I got Big Shirley at my side, so what's happenin? See gat, gun, biscuit, nine, heater, glock, burner..

Fritzcuits

1. 1 a:pronounced like biscuits. its when a person of man stature achieves yummyness 1 b: any of various hard or crisp dry baked products..

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