Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Omggasm

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Urkelma

1. Large hat inserted on your cats head. Jim put an urkelma on his cat named Sparta. See cat, head, urkel, ma, jim, emo, goth..

[half Boner]

1. when a male's penis is half excited or simply half hard. the awkward stage before a full erection. It wasn't bad enough you h..

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