Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Ongats

1. ongts means nada, zip, zilt or zero. 'italin" what did you win on you're scratch of? - Ongats: nothing you sob..

Zieja

1. To be extremely lame, or to lack swagger. Look at that kid wearing the fake Bape hoodie, he is so zieja. See lame, weak, whack..

Leffering

1. The act of putting one's head in an empty box "Hey man, Why were leffering with that girl last night?!" See box, insert..

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