Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

A Melon

1. Another word for a head I was shot in the the melon and now my melon hurts. See Anarchy..

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1. A face that eyes are shifting to one direction;, suggesting suspicion or not believing someone. Bob: Hey dude, I won 50 million dollars..

$uperman

1. a person who got kicked out of his own clan "ROFL super got kicked out of his own clan" See same..

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