Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Fantabulous

1. Sort of like "fabulous" but much more fabulous than the word "fabulous" can convey. Like supercalifragilisticexpial..

Ploddle

1. To do something in a casual way. e.g. Walk Im going to just ploddle down the shops See casual, drift, go, steam..

Aved

1. the act of getting drunk out of ones mind wow you were so "aved" last night that you fell into a pool i have such a bad hang..

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