Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Bum Rope

1. Poo. I'm sorry I'm late, I had to cut a length of bum rope. See bum, poo, brown, rope, late..

Shafter

1. A guy who acts like I'm not around on the bus. I told him hi countless times. But yet he went on ignoring me as if i never existed ..

Aosth

1. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, an old TV show from the mid-90's. Now almost only to be found on the internet Anyone know where ..

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