Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Leg Flex

1. To have sex with someone, get a leg over I was feeling like a mad tug, but i decided to call up my bitch instead for a bit of leg flex...

Ventboard

1. Expressing ones frustrations through nonsensical keyboard mashing, preferably through an email to an understanding friend Adam: Muuurh..

Moabs

1. Maybe Over A Beer Sometime... When an explanation or story might require the teller to be drinking to fully articulate. 1st person: &q..

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