Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Spurge

1. When you have the sporadic urge to do something wild... Man... I got the spurge to go bang that pretty lil' thing over there.. Se..

Panty Wookie

1. I hairier, and therefore scarier, version of the panty hamster. Pam, having forgone her normal bikini waxing, had grown her panty hamst..

Mcwhipped

1. being an employee at McDonald's and not having any days off to hang out with friends because you are afraid they will give you a wa..

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