Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Zank

1. a name given to describe unusally large testicles. His balls were named zank because if each of DooDoo's legs could touch the top ..

Gournuts

1. Easily excited to the point of craziness. Hysterical enjoyment. Q: Did you see that kid in the candy store? A: He went f'n gourn..

Grossinating

1. disgusting to such an extent that is unspeakble you are a gorssinating sight..

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