Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Etort

1. ETORT Stands for: Elite Team Of Random Things Usually used when you and a friend or group of Friends come up with something completely ..

Toppi

1. One who is either: a) Still tied to the apron strings b) A future priest c) A little pussy d) Short e) A bitch or f) All of the ab..

Lay A Log

1. use the bathroom, defecate. "Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log." See crap, doodoo, defecate, dump, poopin..

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