Poor Mans Posh Wank

What is Poor Mans Posh Wank?

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

Ewake

1. When you're up all night on the internet. I was ewake all night looking at pictures of Jack Black. See awake, surfing the net, on..

Zipples

1. Another word meaning nipples, of or pertaining to male or females, as well interspecies creatures. "Are you cold? ... You're ..

Diddy Ride

1. To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts(Diddies) Jane gave John a diddy ride. 2. une diderto ramming ur cock between a burds ..

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