What is Poor Theo?
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A miserable, ugly Greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. He walks around the house saying "Oh dear!" over and over.
Poor Theo sounds really upset. What's wrong? Has his best friend died?
No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.
Poor Theo!
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Taking the pickles off your cheese burger at any fast food restaurant, throwing them at the glass so they stick, and watching them slide..
