What is Poor Theo?
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A miserable, ugly Greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. He walks around the house saying "Oh dear!" over and over.
Poor Theo sounds really upset. What's wrong? Has his best friend died?
No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.
Poor Theo!
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The vagisil bitch never leaves home without her tube of anti-itching lube. She got it in her purse, her pocket, the bathroom, and the b..
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I can do whatever I want in this world.
From Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor:
Why, then the world is my oyster,
Which I..
