What is Poor Theo?
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A miserable, ugly Greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. He walks around the house saying "Oh dear!" over and over.
Poor Theo sounds really upset. What's wrong? Has his best friend died?
No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.
Poor Theo!
Random Words:
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to violently thrust in the missionary position whilst flying through the air
the light touch is the ultimate fatality
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