What is Pooralysis?
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You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....
classic case of pooralysis
I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...
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A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes..
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if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair(shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.
Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to..
