What is Pooralysis?
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You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....
classic case of pooralysis
I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...
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The things that are fantastically gross, but still amazing to see; or something hilarious yet gross.
-Someone vomitting after doing som..
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A beard grown after being laid off, due to the lack of need to maintain a certain caliber of appearance. Most commonly found during rec..
