What is Pooralysis?
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You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....
classic case of pooralysis
I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...
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A.Checking whether a penis is circumsized or not.
B.Pulling back the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis to check bacteria levels.
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A mixed rush of feelings and emotions when the president appears on TV. Very similar to an orgasm, an Orbamagasm causes uncontrollable b..
