What is Pooralysis?
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You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....
classic case of pooralysis
I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...
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Masturbating. Also see jacking off.
Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D
See flogging the dolphin, sp..
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the lubrication that dominates an asshole prior to anal coitus, or after you have drank too much alcohol or neglected to wipe said assho..
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Plural form of the word queevisis.
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Pronunciation:(kwee-vih-sis-ez)
Look at those queevisises in the dirt.
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