What is Pooralysis?
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You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....
classic case of pooralysis
I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...
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Shorts so short they go above your vagina.
Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!
See booty shorts, shor..
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The act of kissing someone on the cheek with your puckered anus. The recipient of the Dragon Wink must be sitting at the time otherwise ..
